I find it utterly fascinating what search terms people use that land them on my site. For example, the words “Fuck you armadillo” come up far more than is rational. Continue Reading →

Unfortunately, I have realised I do have to let my mother come to stay. For one of two reasons, first, I am too kind to reject her via an email Continue Reading →

For Pete’s sake. I don’t often do this, but it is rant time. My mother and I don’t just speak different languages. We are from different galaxies. How can we Continue Reading →

This is what I look like before my first cup of coffee: Personally I don’t think this needs a caption. It’s all perfectly clear to me. If the photographer doesn’t Continue Reading →

Hello Monday. I haven’t missed you. I’ve been buried knee deep in murder mysteries lately. Finally got my hands on a copy of Killing Floor, after having read nearly everything Continue Reading →

I’ve had a fairly successful week. So why do I feel like this: I’m with you, kid. ?!!! What the heck does a whale have to do with a piano Continue Reading →

i was saying to someone today i remember when i was a kid and i thought life was fair and then you realise it’s actually not and that realisation happens Continue Reading →

Today I feel like this:

Christine is gone 🙁 and TN is on the phone making that “uh huh, uh huh… uh HUH… uh huh” noise again. I forgot my mother’s birthday yesterday. We had Continue Reading →

What is it that makes Friday afternoons so seemingly endless? I guess the sweeter the treat, in this case the weekend, the more you long for it, and the further Continue Reading →