{"id":26,"date":"2011-03-12T03:34:01","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T03:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sundayscars.wordpress.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2011-03-12T03:34:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-12T03:34:01","slug":"angels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/2011\/03\/12\/angels\/","title":{"rendered":"Angels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re just a mistype, really<\/p>\n<p>because I always write angels<\/p>\n<p>when I mean angles<\/p>\n<p>and no matter what Da Vinci says<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;s nothing divine about maths<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The first angel I ever saw was Michael<\/p>\n<p>eating cereal with milk all over his face<\/p>\n<p>I think the next one was Emma Thompson<\/p>\n<p>she was a sexy angel though and I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re not really meant to be like that<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I had a friend who said<\/p>\n<p>her mother was saved by angels<\/p>\n<p>who told her to stop her bike<\/p>\n<p>before she rode it in front of a truck<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And wasn&#8217;t Lucifer an angel<\/p>\n<p>before he was kicked out of Heaven?<\/p>\n<p>that&#8217;s hardly indicative of<\/p>\n<p>angelic behaviour<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The only angels I know personally<\/p>\n<p>gaurd churches with blank stone eyes<\/p>\n<p>that follow me when I walk by<\/p>\n<p>and judge me for not walking in<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So maybe they&#8217;re<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>cereal-<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>slurping<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>sexy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>satanic<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>staring<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>saviours<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>or maybe they&#8217;re<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>just<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>a mistype<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re just a mistype, really because I always write angels when I mean angles and no matter what Da Vinci says there&#8217;s nothing divine about maths &nbsp; The first angel <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/2011\/03\/12\/angels\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehanded.org\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}